Valentine’s Evening

I’m so sorry you got dumped on Valentine’s Day, sweetie! I’d stay in with you, but I have a date tonight. Finally! I met him online, and I know it’s a lot of pressure for our first date to be on Valentine’s Day, but I have a good feeling about him. I can tell by your reaction that this slutty little dress was a good choice. Don’t wait up!

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I didn’t come home last night and you are more than a little worried until you hear me stumble around outside and drop my keys repeatedly. You help me in and patiently listen as I regale you with the... Show more