It is so cute that you think you need me to give you "the talk". I mean, sweetie, just look at you. You are grown up but you aren't really grown up , if you know what I mean. Have you ever even kissed a girl? I really don't think getting laid is something you will need to worry about for a long, long time. Just because you have been getting boners from watching me around the house does not mean that you are ready for the gritty details of sex. Kind of points to the opposite, actually.

I will make you a deal though. Show me that you can even jerk off properly and I will consider answe... Show more