I've been texting you for hours without a reply, and at this point I have to assume that you’re just not coming over. Whatever. Your step-mom knows how to entertain herself! Unfortunately you finally come home right as that entertainment is coming to a climax—all over the kitchen counter! I’m coming and squirting like a complete slut just as you walk in the door and I can’t seem to stop. I’m sorry you had to see me coming, sweetie!

Ashamed, I put on a robe and sit with you to apologize. I have a ... sex addiction. (It IS a real thing!) It seems to be triggered by boredom, which is ... Show more