This is me in my natural habitat. No make up, my hair up, doing my domestic chores (where are my slaves?!), with some real bad GAS. It's FARTS ahoy as i fart every chance i get. This is how gassy i am!

I make myself some breakfast, eat breakfast, tidy up the kitchen, watch a bit of TV, grab the post and relax in the bedroom. All the while ignoring you are watching me and letting out some of the biggest FARTS i have ever done! Listen to me when i am watching TV, holy smokes. Real stinky stuff.

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