It's your first day on the job and i have the task of training you

First and foremost round these parts you are my personal Fart Sniffer.

I lock your head in the smotherbox and show you what is required of you Monday to Friday 9-5 and overtime at the weekend!

Some really big, stinky and wet farts come your way and you have no choice but to take my gas, as you cannot move from being in the smotherbox!

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