This year, you've been placed on the naughty list. It seems someone's forgotten what Step-Mommy & Step-Daddy use to tell them growing up throughout the year, how easy it is to misbehave and end up with a stocking full of coal. Sometimes what we think of to be folk tales in our youth, should be seen as warnings, caution to take into adulthood. I do not tolerate misbehavior of any kind, though despite your bratty antics & behavior; you will be receiving a gift this year. I've filled my belly with milk & cookies, & being lactose intolerant a loud rumbling is brewing in my belly. Perfect. Sprea...

This year, you've been placed on the naughty list. It seems someone's forgotten what Step-Mommy & Step-Daddy use to tell them growing up throughout the year, how easy it is to misbehave and end up with a stocking full of coal. Sometimes what we think of to be folk tales in our youth, should be seen as warnings, caution to take into adulthood. I do not tolerate misbehavior of any kind, though despite your bratty antics & behavior; you will be receiving a gift this year. I've filled my belly with milk & cookies, & being lactose intolerant a loud rumbling is brewing in my belly. Perfect. Spreading my cheeks and letting you take a peak & whiff of my fragrant brown Christmas star, I tell you of all the coal that's soon to be rushing down from my chimney & onto that poor, unlucky face of yours. However due to my holiday snacking, I can't promise it's going to be very firm. Slipping & sliding in your gift, you are to become covered head to toe in remorse for your actions.