My glass is empty, and I'm quite thirsty. All dressed up, sparkling heels, a lovely PVC dress; but am lacking refreshment. Who's going to fix that? You. Drinks are on you tonight. I'm going to go out with my bull and devious girlfriends, and you're going to make sure my glass remains filled the entire night. Obviously, I'm quite capable of providing for my own. But where's the fun in that when I can get an eager loser like you to cover the tab? You'll pay, for me to play. & you'll thank me for it.