We're out of town, spending the weekend on a hotel at the beach to get away and reconnect; though I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I figure now that we are on vacation it would be the perfect time to talk and open up about all that I know you've been keeping from me. Don't worry dear, I'm not mad... though do you care to explain why the cleaning lady stumbled upon your stash of gay porn you left up on your browser? It started playing when she bumped into the computer mouse as she was cleaning your home office and desk. How long have you been hiding this from me? Never the less I've decided... Show more