It's the night before your wedding to my step-sister, and I've dragged you away from the party to let you know that I know all about your double life. I know what dirty secrets are stored on your computer. The fact that you spend hours on a certain hook-up app looking for "well hung studs to rail your tight little hole"; an exact quote from your profile. Something tells me my step-sister, nor the rest of your friends or wedding guests would take kindly to your carnal sins... what's to keep me from spilling it all, throwing you under the bus? You are going to have to start making multiple pa...

It's the night before your wedding to my step-sister, and I've dragged you away from the party to let you know that I know all about your double life. I know what dirty secrets are stored on your computer. The fact that you spend hours on a certain hook-up app looking for "well hung studs to rail your tight little hole"; an exact quote from your profile. Something tells me my step-sister, nor the rest of your friends or wedding guests would take kindly to your carnal sins... what's to keep me from spilling it all, throwing you under the bus? You are going to have to start making multiple payments a month to keep my lips sealed, and since I have rather expensive taste you can imagine how many zeros will be attached to your invoices. And it just won't stop their... I'm going to completely control and consume your life, that is; if you wish to keep it and not have me throw it down the drain.