You were so against me having a baby, having someone to look after and call my own. It's been causing major arguments in our relationship. Well enough is enough. You really gave me no choice, did you? I just have this motherly instinct that I can't stray away from, it's why I had to turn you into my baby dear. No longer will you be my boyfriend, but my little one. My little one whom I will breast feed and cradle in my arms. My little one who will wet their diaper and need a change, wiping you clean and coating your bum in baby powder so you don't rash. You should know that I always get my w...

You were so against me having a baby, having someone to look after and call my own. It's been causing major arguments in our relationship. Well enough is enough. You really gave me no choice, did you? I just have this motherly instinct that I can't stray away from, it's why I had to turn you into my baby dear. No longer will you be my boyfriend, but my little one. My little one whom I will breast feed and cradle in my arms. My little one who will wet their diaper and need a change, wiping you clean and coating your bum in baby powder so you don't rash. You should know that I always get my way in the end. No more big boy pants for you, I've stripped you right out of them! Now hush your mouth and be a good boy and play with your teething rattle...