It's so unfortunate, unfortunate that you were born with a sorry excuse for a dick. That you've had to live your whole life with a tiny, little member. Never getting positive female attention, any time that you've dropped your pants they've laughed or dished out the line, "actually... it's getting late, I should probably head home!" - there there, even though you have a tiny little cock it still needs attention, doesn't it? From you of course, who that little worthless worm is attached to. Your fingers, are your mate for life after all. The only chance of a threesome in your future being wi... Show more