We need to have a discussion outlining your "duties", as a domestic servant. It seems there's been a bit of confusion with your application. Yes, you will be responsible for cooking and cleaning; but that's not all. I will be getting rid of my toilet paper, baby wipes... hell, even the entire toilet and seat. Because you, are also responsible for disposing of my waste. I can't think of a duty that's more domestic than swallowing and flushing my filth down your pie hole. Not only will you have to clean up whatever my bowls release, but there will be also many showers flooding down your way. ...

We need to have a discussion outlining your "duties", as a domestic servant. It seems there's been a bit of confusion with your application. Yes, you will be responsible for cooking and cleaning; but that's not all. I will be getting rid of my toilet paper, baby wipes... hell, even the entire toilet and seat. Because you, are also responsible for disposing of my waste. I can't think of a duty that's more domestic than swallowing and flushing my filth down your pie hole. Not only will you have to clean up whatever my bowls release, but there will be also many showers flooding down your way. Of the golden variety! You're not going to back out now, are you? Your face serving as my new toilet rim. You wish to make me happy, don't you? Making sure all my needs are tended to. Don't worry. If you get clogged we always have my balled up hand to plunge it down your pipes.