You are FAR too old for a babysitter. But your parents still insist on someone coming to look after you, even though you're in college. Pathetic! The worst part? You don't ever leave me alone when I have to watch you. Can't you see that I'm busy? Get out of here! But wait... did I just see? How BIG are those underwear your wearing? Is it laundry day or something. What guy in their right mind wears such a pair of undies. You are just asking for wedgies! I bet the people in your class use to give you wedgies just like this, or perhaps I yank them up your ass even harder. Do you remember what ...

You are FAR too old for a babysitter. But your parents still insist on someone coming to look after you, even though you're in college. Pathetic! The worst part? You don't ever leave me alone when I have to watch you. Can't you see that I'm busy? Get out of here! But wait... did I just see? How BIG are those underwear your wearing? Is it laundry day or something. What guy in their right mind wears such a pair of undies. You are just asking for wedgies! I bet the people in your class use to give you wedgies just like this, or perhaps I yank them up your ass even harder. Do you remember what it was like to get an atomic wedgie? Well I'm about to refresh you're memory, loser.