7 days. For 7 long days this piece of cotton has been wedged up in between my cheeks. This is the longest I've ever worn a pair of underwear before. Now it's going to find it's way under your nose. Analyze the stench. Who knew a 7 day old thong also made a lovely face mask, or ball gag to stuff your mouth with? My sweaty smell filling your nostrils, taste left on your tongue. Why bother doing laundry when I can make a washing machine out of your throat. You thought it was bad when I made you smell my 4 day old thong? HA.