You really are an idiot. Leaving your computer wide open, and easily hacked. Did you forget that when you were out of town, your wife had hired me to house sit? You didn't even bother to clear your browser history of all your dirty laundry, countless videos of other men sucking and fucking. What would everyone think if they knew you had these fantasies? That you stroked your cock to the thought of getting pounded and plowed? I'm going to give you a few options, but either one you take... you're fucked. (Perhaps even in the way you've been fantasizing about).