*This was a custom. No names used. Only word penis is used.*

You're my best friend and I've never seen a penis before. I think the best way to prepare myself for my sexual life is for you to show me yours! Pull down your pants... oh-... oh my. What is that thing?? And why is it so small?? It looks like a shriveled up creature. Okay now why is it getting hard and leaking that weird goo? I try to hold it in place when it starts to twitch and then it suddenly squirts cum everywhere! EW. That thing is tiny and slimy-why would anyone want anything to do with a penis??