It’s true. You got on one knee for her, but you get on both knees for me. What if she knew? What if she knew that you scramble to your computer when she leaves for work, pull your pants down and goon your entire day away to me? You’ve denied sex with her multiple times just to please me. It’s pathetic that your own partner doesn’t even know you. What if I told her how much of a perv you are? How enticing is it to be pulled from a relationship you’re not fully committed to? You can be all mine if you weren’t so weak. C’mon, follow my lead! She deserves better anyway and you know it.