Now that I've shrunken you down to the size of a pea, I can use you to my advantage. I want you cleaning the gunk out of every single hole of mine. My nostrils, my pores, my asshole... but first, I'd like to introduce you to your new home: My mouth! I want you to constantly live in fear, waking up every day yelping, wondering if today is the day that I swallow you. Will I swallow you or will I just keep you in my mouth where you experience spit tsunamis every single day? hmm.. depends on how well you comply.