You’ve been rejected by so many women in your lifetime, that I think it’s time to start fetishizing it. I couldn’t care less about you and you love that. The only way to get my attention is if you’re paying me and making a complete fool of yourself for my entertainment. You can look at me flipping you off and get rock hard. You’ll never meet my standards; you are so far beneath me. Always searching for a purpose, but do you even have one? Yes. You do. It’s to be useful for me. Pay for my dates, fund my life and humiliate yourself.