She has no idea what you’re doing when you’re home alone. When you stay up a little later to strip down naked, get on your hands and knees and worship me through the screen. She deserves someone who doesn’t lie to her; someone who doesn’t have an entire secret life behind her back. And the thing is, I know you agree with me! She doesn’t even know about your kinks. She doesn’t even know you. Pathetic. While we’re at it, she deserves someone who can please her sexually. You can’t.