*This clip was a custom. Name used throughout: Mark*

No pussy for you, you tiny dicked homo. Having a tiny dick like yours is a blessing and a curse. A blessing because being gay is your destiny! If you have a small dick, your only option is to become obsessed with cock. Starting with mine. A curse because, well, it's laughable. Take my cock, kiss it, suck it, love it. You're just a gay loser with a tiny weenie.