I hope you don't think I'm a bad babysitter because I accidentally sat on Darren. I didn't mean to do it, but my big booty seemed to eat him up, and he got stuck in my ass crack. It's really his fault for being back there in the first place. Babysitting can be so boring! That's why I'm gonna invite my girls over for a little fun while we squeeze things with our big, stinky butts.