Does the title sound obvious? That’s because it’s obvious to everyone who meets you what a LOSER you are. Seriously, it might as well be written on your forehead.

The fact is you’ll always be a loser, and you’ll never get pussy. You’re doomed to a pussy free life where hot girls will laugh at you at the mere mention of anything more. Honestly, you should embrace it. This video of me relentlessly teasing you for being so pathetic should help with that.

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