What a lucky boy, to bring home two beautiful women from the club. You actually thought you were gonna get to fuck us, ha! After your hands are tied up, there's nothing to stop us from going through your pockets and taking everything- your cash, your wallet, your watch, everything. Let's not forget your phone, too, which is conveniently logged in to all of your accounts. Who are you going to tell? I'm sure whoever finds you here is going to be laughing at you at least as hard as we were. Fucking loser.

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