Today your foot Goddess had to endure the filthy streets of LA. to walk home from the gym barefoot because someone stole My sneakers from My locker. Look at them!!! So dirty...so filthy. So much grime and dirt stuck to My soles after an intense sweaty workout. Since you are such a dirty little foot pig I want you to clean them for Me. Stick out your tongue as I wipe My feet clean you filthy doormat.