Big Girls have way more fun than any other. We get to do the funnest of things. We tower over all the tiny little people out there and no one can compare to our powerful strength and amazing ASSets. All little people...especially tiny men need to step out of my way or else they will have to pay the consequences. Being crushed, stomped, squashed and even eaten. Their lives are in my hands if we cross paths.
There were some unfortunate tiny people that crossed my path the other day. I found them on my kitchen sink. Just hanging out laying there. I teased them with my big hands. Hoovering ...
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Big Girls have way more fun than any other. We get to do the funnest of things. We tower over all the tiny little people out there and no one can compare to our powerful strength and amazing ASSets. All little people...especially tiny men need to step out of my way or else they will have to pay the consequences. Being crushed, stomped, squashed and even eaten. Their lives are in my hands if we cross paths.
There were some unfortunate tiny people that crossed my path the other day. I found them on my kitchen sink. Just hanging out laying there. I teased them with my big hands. Hoovering ...