I am so fucking hungry. I come home from the gym, look through the fridge to find a container with YOU hidden in it. I pop off the lid to discover your tiny body. You must of been in my fridge for a very long time because you are nearly frozen. I decide to defrost you by tormenting you with my water. Pouring it all over you again and again. Laughing uncontrollably. Finally deciding enough is enough. Enough talk, enough teasing, enough tormenting. Down the hatch you go! *Gulp*