I cannot help from laughing how small you are. Awe poor tiny little man. How do you help it from getting squashed. I enjoy finding little men to have fun with...pick them up, sit them on my shoulder, stand over them while they are terrified that I will crush them. Holding them between my thighs and biceps. Stepping on them and squeezing them with my bare hands. You cannot help it that you are so little and enjoy a giant woman that towers over you. So big that she could eat you alive if she wanted. You are at my mercy!