What the hell is that? That little thing in between your legs that you're tugging on? Looks like a fucking skin tag. You call that a penis? Oh please....my lipstick is bigger than that thing. Go on...show me how you masturbate. Pat it, flick it, rub it HAHA! Whatever you do to get off. You used to be ashamed of your small weenie but now you're so used to it you actually welcome the humiliation. You even get off on BIG cocks don't you? Fantasizing about having one in your hand since you can only hold yours with your fingers. What a shame....