I had to run out and get the mail in a hurry and didn't bother putting on any shoes. Big mistake...or was it? It's been muddy out lately and I figured I could escape most of the mud. From the looks of my feet, it seems I didn't escape anything. Now you are stuck with my filthy muddy feet. Yes, YOU! You are to stick that tongue out and lick clean, every speck of mud. I will not be giving you a glass of water to clean your mouth. You will simply produce more saliva and swallow. Then you will get on your hands and knees and tongue clean all the mud I tracked in on my kitchen tile. If you want ... Show more