Hi deluded wife,

When you were out with your friend for the week end, your hubbie invited me in your house and yes, your worst nightmare came true: we have sex and I'm wearing his sweatshirt and sipping a coffee from your favourite mug!
Now this mug is mine because I decided to take it away with me.
You must give in and sign the divorce: me and your (ex) husband will start a new happy life together.
By the way, I can help you to pack or, if you don't want, since we wear the same size, I'll also take your clothes, bag and accessories.
Ooohh...What an humiliation: thi...

Hi deluded wife,

When you were out with your friend for the week end, your hubbie invited me in your house and yes, your worst nightmare came true: we have sex and I'm wearing his sweatshirt and sipping a coffee from your favourite mug!
Now this mug is mine because I decided to take it away with me.
You must give in and sign the divorce: me and your (ex) husband will start a new happy life together.
By the way, I can help you to pack or, if you don't want, since we wear the same size, I'll also take your clothes, bag and accessories.
Ooohh...What an humiliation: this homewrecker took everything in a bunch of days!