Hi poor cousin, look how many Easter eggs I've received from my rich parents!
How long have you not eaten chocolate? I guess ages, because you can't afford it!
But since it's Easter, I could be charitable and share a tiny piece of one of my eggs with you, but you must worship my soles, be canned and exposed to my friends.
I'll have a very expensive lunch with them and I wanna entertain them with your pics and clips, so you can become our clown and I'll be proud of you for the unique time in my life.
I've also another idea: me and my friend can close you in an enclosure and f...

Hi poor cousin, look how many Easter eggs I've received from my rich parents!
How long have you not eaten chocolate? I guess ages, because you can't afford it!
But since it's Easter, I could be charitable and share a tiny piece of one of my eggs with you, but you must worship my soles, be canned and exposed to my friends.
I'll have a very expensive lunch with them and I wanna entertain them with your pics and clips, so you can become our clown and I'll be proud of you for the unique time in my life.
I've also another idea: me and my friend can close you in an enclosure and feed you with out leftovers.
Oooh...How many things are you willing to do to obey to your cruel, rich and fascinating cousin!