REAL FARTS, POV: What the fuck are you doing in my hallway, nerd?! The punk bully is back, and I'm gassy! Wearing my favourite leather vest, zip up butt shorts, and fishnets, I catch you in MY hallway. I shove your stupid dweeb into my bathroom to humiliate you and threaten to beat you up. I make you get really close to my butt, how wonderful it is, only to fart in your face! Laughing and making fun of how much your fart face stinks, I unzip my shorts so they can't protect you from my asshole's noxious gas. It feels like I've got something special brewing inside me for you stupid nerd! Appe... Show more