Gooners don't need their money. In fact, the money you make shouldn't even be considered or called "yours." Think about it, does an ATM own the money it has, or does it simply hold it so that the money may be taken? You are a human ATM, a gooner jerk off zombie, and you are completely undeserving of the money you make. It feels wrong to even have the money at all, doesn't it? The money only satisfies you once it's sent. So stroke and send, stroke and send, rinse and repeat. Voice effects for mesmerizing effect included.

Gooners don't need their money. In fact, the money you make shouldn't even be considered or called "yours." Think about it, does an ATM own the money it has, or does it simply hold it so that the money may be taken? You are a human ATM, a gooner jerk off zombie, and you are completely undeserving of the money you make. It feels wrong to even have the money at all, doesn't it? The money only satisfies you once it's sent. So stroke and send, stroke and send, rinse and repeat. Voice effects for mesmerizing effect included.