Good Morning. With Coffee prompting my Morning Constitutional I am only faced with one dilemma, what to do about my Nasty, Sticky, Dirty Asshole once I leave the Toilet. Face cold water at this time in the morning ? Brrrr! No Thank you. Far better a Nice Soft, Wet, Warm Tongue and a boy with the appetite for a light breakfast comprising of my last night's dinner. Dirty Asshole Oral Washer boys always required. Apply Within.