After going head to head with Marcus for three 30-minute rounds of competitive submission wrestling, I am slick with sweat, hair a mess, and makeup all but rubbed off—but I am the clear winner of our matches. Marcus' punishment for losing is to suffer whatever I throw at him until he taps. That means head scissors, triangle holds, rear naked holds, and face sitting until he can no longer breathe. I call it a punishment but... is it really?

After going head to head with Marcus for three 30-minute rounds of competitive submission wrestling, I am slick with sweat, hair a mess, and makeup all but rubbed off—but I am the clear winner of our matches. Marcus' punishment for losing is to suffer whatever I throw at him until he taps. That means head scissors, triangle holds, rear naked holds, and face sitting until he can no longer breathe. I call it a punishment but... is it really?