Hello Superman, I am Lois Lane, a reporter with the Daily Planet. I am so looking forward to interviewing the man of steel! Were you in some kind of fire fight recently? It looks like you have a rip in your super suit, right there under your arm.
Oh, my goodness, are you ticklish! I can't wait to write this up! Oh! You don't want this info getting out. Okay Superman let's make a deal. I get to tickle you and then I won't report on it.

Hello Superman, I am Lois Lane, a reporter with the Daily Planet. I am so looking forward to interviewing the man of steel! Were you in some kind of fire fight recently? It looks like you have a rip in your super suit, right there under your arm.
Oh, my goodness, are you ticklish! I can't wait to write this up! Oh! You don't want this info getting out. Okay Superman let's make a deal. I get to tickle you and then I won't report on it.