For being busy all day long i haven't had time to go to the toilet so not that you are here I shall use you as my toilet. As you can imagine, pathetic creature, I have alot of champagne to fill you with. But before indulging into the ultimate and mezmerising desire of being My toilet junkie you must first pay tribute...minimum 3 figures tribute. Open wide that disgusting mouth of yours and get silly with this holy champagne...Cheers, toilet slave!