My ass is my most noticeable, most eyed feature, and you're about to learn why. With each bounce, your heart pounds. Your pants grow tight. Your wallet feels... too full. It won't take much to reprogram you from a horny loser to a loser with purpose. Those collection plate donations to your church? They're mine. That extra money you planned to use for a major purchase? It's mine. You'll soon know that with one view of this clip you'll be enslaved by me for the rest of your pathetic life. My ass is your God now.