Your cock is defunct.

You've embarrassed yourself trying (and failing) to satisfy women for far too long. What makes you an even more pathetic bitch is the fact that with your chronic masturbation habits, you've only worsened your odds.

I think it's everyone's best interest if you just stop. Stop trying to pick up women. Stop trying to fuck them. Stop thinking that there's anything you can do to turn the tide and maybe please one for once. You get off on the ridicule of your own failures anyway!