I've always found small cocks to be gross and extremely laughable, especially in the world of your fellow men where it's a constant battle of who can fuck the most women.



Yours is THAT small thought? I suppose that puts you at the back of the line of your buddy group, but of course you'd never let them know. Not only does it look puny, but I can guarantee that's the kind of cock that could get two strokes in before blowing. Absolutely pitiful -- but I can't stop giggling at it! And it only gets worse the second I realize that you, somehow, actually throb and drip everywhe...

I've always found small cocks to be gross and extremely laughable, especially in the world of your fellow men where it's a constant battle of who can fuck the most women.



Yours is THAT small thought? I suppose that puts you at the back of the line of your buddy group, but of course you'd never let them know. Not only does it look puny, but I can guarantee that's the kind of cock that could get two strokes in before blowing. Absolutely pitiful -- but I can't stop giggling at it! And it only gets worse the second I realize that you, somehow, actually throb and drip everywhere from being told that to your face.



Now, it may be insignificant, but it's not without a purpose. Maybe it was meant to be locked away and out of sight. Maybe it was meant to be gotten rid of via a few quick snips. Or, maybe it deserves to remain stagnating on your body, constantly reminding you of how little of a man you really are. Forever the answer to your questions of, "Why can I never get a girlfriend?" and "Why can't I get laid?" I think it should stick around. It'll never be inside Me, but of course I can still find use for it.