Your secret is out, slipper sniffer!

I know exactly what you have been up to, I have spied you lurking around wherever I take my slippers off for weeks now. You just can't resist the scent of well worn, sweaty slippers, can you?

The sight of my perfectly pedicured, pink toes slipping in and out of my fluffy UGG slippers is almost too much for you to handle... I play with them so naturally, teasing you beyond belief.

However, now that you have been caught, your secret exposed, I am not going to let this slip, in fact, you will now be instructed to sniff my hot swea...

Your secret is out, slipper sniffer!

I know exactly what you have been up to, I have spied you lurking around wherever I take my slippers off for weeks now. You just can't resist the scent of well worn, sweaty slippers, can you?

The sight of my perfectly pedicured, pink toes slipping in and out of my fluffy UGG slippers is almost too much for you to handle... I play with them so naturally, teasing you beyond belief.

However, now that you have been caught, your secret exposed, I am not going to let this slip, in fact, you will now be instructed to sniff my hot sweaty slippers more than ever before! Dressed casually in jeans and a tight white T shirt, I tell you all about what I will expect from you now...

You will be encouraged to bury your face into my dirty, hot slippers whenever I take them off and worship my perfect bare feet to my satisfaction.

Welcome to your new life, slipper sniffer!