Good morning, bitch! Today's the day, and together, we're going to serve up a nice hot, fresh breakfast, straight from the beta's balls...talk about farm-to-table!

I know how hard your full balls must be aching, how much your mouth is watering in anticipation of finally tasting your own sour, sticky failure.

So jerk for Me, loser. Stroke to your own degeneracy, pump out your first meal of the day. Be sure not to waste a single drop; you need nourishment if you're going to make it through the day!

Don't forget to thank Me for blessing you with this bounty.