Oh, you say you're an "Alpha," "Dominant" man?

Do tell Me more! Because somehow, I'm having trouble believing you. Truth be told, every time I encounter a self-proclaimed "Alpha, Dominant man," it is always abundantly clear that his "Dominance" is but a facade to protect his own fragile ego. A pathetic attempt to overcompensate, to hide the beta bitch within just aching to be set free.

It was silly to try and fool a true Alpha like Me. But don't worry; it can be our little secret...for now.

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.