From the moment you popped out of the womb, your fate was sealed. In love, in life, you are simply destined to lose, every single time. Losers always lose, especially when pitted against supreme Winners like Me.

You're forever doomed to sexualize your failure, forever addicted to sending money to Women who despise you, because you are forever a loser. Might as well accept it, bitch.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.