For someone doomed to be pussy-free for life, you sure have a rather...inconvenient addiction, don't you? You're obsessed with bushes; the way each hair curls, the way it frames that perfectly unattainable flower, the scents it traps...it's enough to make your puny little brain melt right out of your ears, isn't it? My lovely little triangle bush just visible through My sheer mesh panties is a deliciously painful reminder of all you'll never deserve.

Accept your fate as a bush-addicted, pussy-free loser, doomed forever to a pathetic sexless existence.

Gender neutral.