My pussy has the prettiest decoration: A cute little triangle bush!

Unfortunately for you, you're doomed to be a pussyless freak for the rest of your days, so you don't deserve to worship My bush in all her glory.

Fortunately, you've learned to sexualize your status. You LOVE being teased by My bush covered with a veil of beta-safe pixels. Knowing it's right there, just out of reach, simply makes you ache for more denial, for more devastating reminders of your utter undeservedness.

You're welcome, loser.

Gender neutral.