There are few things more ego-destroying than the words, "You're a disappointment."

Look into My deep brown eyes and listen to the words fall from My glossy pink lips: You are a disappointment of a human being, a waste of space, useless to the Nth degree. Your worthlessness is inescapable. I don't care how much it hurts; you need to hear the truth.

And if you're doomed to this fate, you may as well...sexualize it, right? I know how much My tongue lashings turn you on.

How predictable. How pathetic.

Gender neutral.