Ah, incels...so predictable. You claim to hate Women, you claim that We are the source of all your woes. You tither about in your little forums, riling yourselves up with your buddies about your fantasies about what you'll do when you finally strip Us of Our so-called "female privilege"...and yet, here you are, paying to jerk off to Me...your worst nightmare. A pink-haired, hairy-pitted feminist.

Don't worry, incel...I promise not to tell your little incel pals. You can jerk off to the porn you paid for in blissful secrecy!