Hey, babe...we need to talk. I happened across your open laptop the other day and, well, I saw some...interesting sites open. I did some more poking around because, well, I was curious, and from what I can tell...it's obvious that you're actually gay.

And I can't have a boyfriend who's secretly dreaming about another man shooting his load deep in his tight little asshole, now, can I?

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.

Come back next week for part 2 of this entrancing saga!